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msjewbooty:

[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck

kyleehenke:

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

"I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited."

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA

nagaytokomaeda:

proladykilla:

nagaytokomaeda:

will you vincent van gogh out with me

how about vincent van no……

vincent van oh…..

takethatscumberbitch:

sunsetorangepeeta:

I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask

we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples

“the friendzone” 

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

tyflowsion:

roses are red

violets are blue

im really hoping

i can bang the shit out of you

dirtsbag:

if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you 

Cosmo Sex Tip #642 

fagmobs:

Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

fragilemoonbaby:

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me