Story of my Life

sourpatchwatermelon:

google image search atari breakout


5 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 2 notes

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese


6 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 39969 notes

partyintheurl:

how to get the best of both worlds

  1. chill it out, take it slow
  2. then you rock out the show

7 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 38731 notes

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High


13 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 115133 notes

  • mom: are you awake
  • me: bitch i might be

15 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 36624 notes

r-e-v-i-v-a-l:

on a scale of 1-10 you are a no


22 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 5555 notes

via donnacabonna, from meladoodle
tags:
#random

meladoodle:

excuse me.. i know we’ve kidnapped you.. but it’s about time you started paying rent.


23 hours ago on 24 May, 13 | 11409 notes

thedukeoflions:

IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 37476 notes

via a-spider, from dampsandwich
tags:
#tv #random

dampsandwich:

it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 11060 notes

goldenclitoris:

hello. is your freezer running? shit. i mean, is your freezer refrigerator? running freezer. bye


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 1890 notes

via dogesexual, from meladoodle
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#random

meladoodle:

i only watch porn for the amazing plot, character development and storylines


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 6989 notes

pizzaenthusiast:

no curves????????? no. not real woman. fake woman. chocolate woman. not real woman.


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 3731 notes

via yummyporn, from gildings
tags:
#grammar #boys #random #fav

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 65978 notes

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 151387 notes

via odair, from whorville
tags:
#random

whorville:

Four score and seven years ago I fucked yo bitch


1 day ago on 23 May, 13 | 14822 notes