Story of my Life

  • Q: How did you get on with the cat playing Crookshanks?
  • Emma: Oh, I love my cat! They are so rude to my cat!
  • Rupert: It’s the ugliest cat.
  • Daniel : It looks like it’s been thrown against the wall at birth.
  • Emma : Okay, so it’s got a flat nose.
  • Daniel : It doesn’t have a nose! It’s just 2D! It’s like the cartoon cat!
  • Emma : It’s beautiful in its own ugly way.
  • Daniel : Notice the word UGLY.

10 months ago on 17 Jul, 12 | 9473 notes

jenntothejenn:

I feel sorry for the future Hogwarts headmasters who have to deal with Snape’s and McGonagall’s portraits arguing over which house is superior while Dumbledore eats lemon drops and eggs them on. How deliciously unbearable those three will be!


10 months ago on 17 Jul, 12 | 1284 notes

Still waiting for Harry’s fourth kid tbh 

akitron:

He will be named DOBBY HEDWIG


10 months ago on 16 Jul, 12 | 20214 notes

thatharrypottergirl:

no one loves harry potter more than abc family

It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the 4th of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s pretty hot in Philadelphia this week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the end of the week???  HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!


10 months ago on 16 Jul, 12 | 67945 notes

The term horny originates from James Potter. 

livingsarandipitously:

You know, because of the antlers.


10 months ago on 16 Jul, 12 | 292 notes

Imagine sitting in the movie theatre and part 2 of Deathly Hallows ends and then there’s a flash of gloden light and you wake up in the armchair in your common room, realising that you had just fallen asleep and dreamt that you were a muggle and they had made books and movies about your life… you just laugh at that insane thought and walk off to the Great Hall to have some dinner and cold pumpkin juice. 


10 months ago on 16 Jul, 12 | 57094 notes

When 2013 finally comes along, and: 

  • Sherlock fandom: hehehasdkjesaefs
  • Supernatural fandom: fuck
  • Sherlock fandom: hahsdjkalsasdjal
  • Hetalia fandom: 
  • Homestuck fandom: wwhat
  • Doctor Who fandom: Quick, everyone! INTO THE FUCKING TARD-
  • Sherlock fandom: -DHASJKDASJKLFHSIJDLCSDVDSGFSDSs
  • Doctor Who fandom: 
  • Supernatural fandom: 
  • Harry Potter fandom: What's going o-
  • Sherlock fandom: -EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL FDUASIKFSDLHFSDFDA JOHNLOCK DSAKJDLSAH REUNION DSAKLDSAJKDLA FUCK EACHOTEHRHDASILSDHAS SHIP DDSAJKDTOGETHERFDASJLDSADAS JDKASLDFDSHFJLFDSSOBBINGDSKJFHLSJDKFL ASDAS HUG HIM ASDKL HUIGG DSIOFDS HIM FHUGSSDF IKSDFLI KJASLDHAJICLHASKJDFLHSDJKLDJF JDKSHLFKJSDNCJSDKCS
  • Hetalia fandom: OH MEIN GO-
  • Sherlock fandom: -I BELIEVED IN SHERLOCK I ALWAYS HAVE I ALWAYS WILL I ALWAYS DID MAKE BABIES FEEL THE MAGIC BELIEVE IN LOVE HFUASDKLHASJK DFASDKJNFLFFDSHJKADLHJ KSLJKDLHASJKDHLSIJSEXINSDAKLDNJSAKLDASDSAFAD
  • Sherlock fandom: WHAT'S THAT DASHBOARD?
  • Sherlock fandom: WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BENEDICT
  • Sherlock fandom: OH GOD
  • Sherlock fandom: YES YES YES YES
  • Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE HIM
  • Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THAT QUOTE LOOK AT IT FEEL THE FEELS IN THAT QUOTE
  • Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
  • Sherlock fandom: DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS EMOTIONS
  • Sherlock fandom: THAT IS TRUE LOVE
  • Sherlock fandom: HERE TAKE SOME FANART
  • Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THESE FANFICS I WROTE
  • Sherlock fandom: I MADE THIS VIDEO FOR YOU
  • Sherlock fandom: THESE GIFS THESE GLORIOUS GIFS
  • Sherlock fandom: DAHSJKFLHASJKDLSAHJKLAF
  • Supernatural fandom: 
  • Doctor Who fandom: 
  • Harry Potter fandom: 
  • Homestuck fandom: 
  • Hetalia fandom: 
  • Normal people: 
  • Tumblr: 
  • Internet: 
  • World: 
  • God: 
  • Moffat: ROFL

10 months ago on 15 Jul, 12 | 30730 notes

via astorenned, from panems
tags:
#hp #fandoms
  • neville: it doesn't matter that harry's gone
  • seamus: stand down neville
  • neville: no fuck you seamus

10 months ago on 14 Jul, 12 | 6075 notes

via r-lupins, from dailypotter
tags:
#hp #fandoms

dailypotter:

if pottermore just released chamber of secrets imagine when we’ll get deathly hallows probably 2040


10 months ago on 14 Jul, 12 | 1015 notes

via dracocos, from gaffgafgarion
tags:
#jily #ships #hp #fandoms
  • james: will you go out with me?
  • lily: no. i hate you, potter.
  • james: you fucking serious?
  • lily: yes.
  • james: ew he's my best friend
  • lily: 
  • james: 
  • lily: 
  • james: 
  • lily: 
  • james: geddit

10 months ago on 13 Jul, 12 | 5902 notes

mrsavenger:

i think ron weasley described fandoms best:

“you’re going to suffer, but you’re going to be happy about it”


10 months ago on 6 Jul, 12 | 13798 notes

A moment for Minerva's sarcasm: 

  • Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
  • Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
  • Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
  • Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?

10 months ago on 6 Jul, 12 | 74694 notes

  • Hermione: Well, I was curious, so I went to -
  • Harry and Ron: The library.

10 months ago on 5 Jul, 12 | 1431 notes

anondracomalfoy:

It’s been almost a year, and I still have post-Potter depression.


10 months ago on 4 Jul, 12 | 6317 notes

via tardis-impala tags:
#hp #fandoms

brubanner:

if you don’t like remus lupin you need to sit down and reevaluate your life


10 months ago on 4 Jul, 12 | 10457 notes