Story of my Life

foodtrucker:

mothers that make facebook accounts for their newborns

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2 weeks ago on 8 May, 13 | 13356 notes

via andlionheart, from donnacabonna
tags:
#fb #life
  • me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
  • me in 2013: I must unlike every single page on facebook

3 weeks ago on 27 Apr, 13 | 174139 notes

via snorlaxatives, from kanyewesticle
tags:
#life #fb

pleatedjeans:

kanyewesticle:

sometimes i wish i can like texts so i dont have to text back

sometimes I wish I got texts


1 month ago on 12 Apr, 13 | 41199 notes

via odair tags:
#fb #life

nevvzealand:

the seen message on facebook ruins everything


1 month ago on 29 Mar, 13 | 27429 notes

via drarna tags:
#fb #tumblr

drarna:

i bet people that unfollow because they don’t get followed back are the same people that send texas hold em’ requests on facebook


2 months ago on 24 Mar, 13 | 1146 notes

via fuckyeahtxtposts, from drarna
tags:
#fb #life

rnedia:

im conceited but im not “i entered my own selfie in a facebook most beautiful teens contest” conceited


2 months ago on 9 Mar, 13 | 4904 notes

  • twitter: we're going to change our layout in a few months. here. try it out and go back and forth from old to new if you'd like.
  • facebook: we're going to be changing to a timeline on a certain date. feel free to switch ahead of time and become comfortable with it.
  • tumblr: surprise lol shit's different today. get used to it

2 months ago on 8 Mar, 13 | 153571 notes

taking your friendship to the next level by adding your tumblr friend on facebook


2 months ago on 7 Mar, 13 | 31836 notes

dampsandwich:

she blocked me on twitter, facebook, instagram, formspring, myspace, msn, youtube, and google+. however she forgot to block me on neopets. i plan on sending her some virtual roses


2 months ago on 1 Mar, 13 | 30053 notes

charlamagnethagod:

Last night I made my fb status “I feel like how Owen Wilson’s nose looks” and my mom texted me “are you ok?” and I was laughing so hard


3 months ago on 15 Feb, 13 | 1905 notes

mspgay:

i like tumblr bc if i made this many facebook statuses id probably get beat up


3 months ago on 10 Feb, 13 | 28473 notes

via wankwaffles, from owhishaw
tags:
#Titantic #fb #random

3 months ago on 28 Jan, 13 | 281614 notes

via lostbirds, from probend
tags:
#internet #fb

probend:

it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen girl rushes to her macbook pro to update her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you guys since last year!” she writes, smiling to herself. her status quickly begins to get likes. the world erupts into laughter. she is a comedy genius.


4 months ago on 21 Jan, 13 | 39851 notes

alllnight:

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them


4 months ago on 9 Jan, 13 | 268073 notes

fuckyeahloldemort:

My favourite past time is stalking the profiles of people I hate and making myself angry


4 months ago on 31 Dec, 12 | 6321 notes