Story of my Life

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills


20 hours ago on 22 May, 13 | 130824 notes

via donnacabonna, from julieidc
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julieidc:

Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone


1 day ago on 21 May, 13 | 79045 notes

via vvebkinz, from vegay
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vegay:

DONT SAY STUFF TO ME IDK HOW TO REPLY TO ANYTHING


1 day ago on 21 May, 13 | 3846 notes

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg


3 days ago on 19 May, 13 | 171382 notes

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 


3 days ago on 19 May, 13 | 73542 notes

via useyourwandbro, from suzyxcmi
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I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.


4 days ago on 18 May, 13 | 58077 notes

 There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.


4 days ago on 18 May, 13 | 128703 notes

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out


4 days ago on 18 May, 13 | 188210 notes

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 109381 notes

samiferism:

my name is haruhi fujioka and this is jackass *breaks the 8 million yen vase*


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 15106 notes

thetimelordwithnoname:

shalrath:

“recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up

i think that’s the whole point. if you’re sober you’d be like fuck no i can’t do that and you know it. and if you are drunk you attempt it with gusto. 


1 week ago on 13 May, 13 | 33228 notes

via laughcentre, from whitetextguy
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cuebullet:

do you ever notice how happier people seem without you and you just kind of

oh


1 week ago on 12 May, 13 | 183545 notes

nachobragers:

why does every pixar movie that doesn’t need a sequel get a sequel when the incredibles is just sitting there ripe for the picking


1 week ago on 12 May, 13 | 78330 notes

via h-u-m-o-u-r, from tinychatter
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tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told


1 week ago on 12 May, 13 | 288143 notes

via sfux, from leonmcgann
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  • me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr

1 week ago on 11 May, 13 | 98157 notes