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ironinkpen:

silverqueen:

ironinkpen:

Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction

And you’re just like

No

Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”

and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things

and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING RAMPANT!”

Well this post just got a million times better

“one more chapter,” i whispered at my computer screen at 4am

sprayanything:

why isn’t my life a fanfiction highschool au

quirky-spn-addict:

I have a really good poker face while reading smut, but give me fluff and the poker face goes out the window.

fanfiction is so convenient

because i can read it when my family is around and when they look over to my screen they think i’m reading and learning and developing like a stable child but what they don’t know is that it’s DISGUSTINGLY GRAPHIC GAY PORN

genowhirll:

time to go read my bedtime story

Instead of sleeping I write fanfiction in my head

evarren:

i think the reason 50 shades of grey makes me angry is because so many people who probably have no idea what fanfiction is are IN LOVE WITH IT and i just want to grab them get in their faces and scream yOU WANT TO READ SOME FUCKING GOOD SMUT THEN TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT MY FIC RECS BECAUSE I GUARANTEE IT’S 1000X BETTER THAN THAT SHIT YOU’RE READING THERE ARE AUTHORS THAT DESERVE YOU WANKING OVER THEIR WORK AND E L JAMES IS NOT ONE OF THEM NOW GOOD DAY.

rosevests:

reading fic

“oh hi, do you want me to make you dinner?”

accidentally looks down 3 more paragraphs

“he shoved me up against a wall”

GOTDAM 

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

imaslytherinbitch:

you know when people on tumblr act genuinely shocked when they find someone who doesn’t read gay fics i sometimes roll my eyes and ignore it but i also sometimes want to punch them them in the fucking face

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

When you start reading a Marauder era fanfic 

• fanfiction: Lily gets aboard the Hogwarts express only to be shocked to find that James Potter is Head boy to her Head girl.
• me: Well it's a bit cliché but I'll skim read this bit until it gets good...
• fanfiction: Peter Pettigrew is mysteriously absent.
• me: I suppose he might turn up in a bit...
• fanfiction: Siri or Paddy is used as a nickname for Sirius
• me: CLOSE TAB CLOSE TAB CLOSE TAB

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

Shipster 

cottonbun:

Shipster [ʃɪpstə(r)] s a person shipping little known/unsupported pairings. Usually spend their time on a lonesome search of artworks and fanfictions containing desired OTP; they can be distinguished by spontaneous gross sobbing, a common reaction to spotting their beloved ship.