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conqueredinsanity:

if you keep scrolling do you get to china or what

• me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
• chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
• me: i didn't even finish my order
• chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
• me: what

aranyeha:

SO MY BEST FRIEND WAS WORKING ON HER HISTORY PROJECT AND SHE NEEDED SOME CHINESE CHARACTERS FOR IT SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED ‘YOU’RE GAY’ AND PUT IT IN CHINESE AND SHE DREW THAT IN MARKER ON HER PROJECT AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR TEACHER CAN READ CHINESE IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON THE FLOOR

• me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
• chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
• me: i didn't even finish my order
• chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
• me: what

• China: Everything. Must. Be. Perfect.
• Great Britain: LET'S HAVE GILDEROY LOCKHART START THIS MOTHER FUCKER THEN SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING RAIN AND THEN WE'LL PARACHUTE THE QUEEN OUT WITH JAMES BOND. HEY! WHY NOT HAVE JK ROWLING READ THE WHOLE WORLD A STORY THEN MAKE A HUGE ASS VOLDEMORT APPEAR??? FUCK HOW ABOUT DURING THE CLOSING CEREMONY LET'S MAKE RUSSEL BRAND DRESS UP AS WILLY WONKA THEN SHOW BORIS DANCING AND WHY NOT MAKE THE FACE OF LENNON USING PAPER OR SOMETHING AND FREDDIE MERCURY CAN SING THE CROWD TO TEARS THEN WHY NOT BRING OUT THE SPICE GIRLS BECAUSE REASONS. HEY WHY DON'T WE ALSO ADD SOME INDIANS THROWING POWDER AT ERIC IDLE?
• Brazil: ..... shit

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

• british: american people are so annoying
• chinese: american people are so annoying
• mexicans: american people are so annoying
• french: american people are so annoying
• americans: we are so annoying
• canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

gweebog:

gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

Exo-M 

• Me: *Learns Korean to understand Kpop*
• Me: *Listens to History by Exo-M and Exo-K*
• Me: *Likes Chinese version better*
• Me: *Doesn't understand it*
• Me: I NEED TO LEARN MANDARIN
• Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU