Story of my Life

irishd:

idk what to talk about first harry pushing down his pants or zayn staring and grabbing his dick

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19 hours ago on 21 May, 13 | 4773 notes

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg


3 days ago on 19 May, 13 | 171303 notes

genderikari:

drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”


3 days ago on 19 May, 13 | 38716 notes

sharticles:

Remember what gerard said if they ever stopped doing this just keep yourselves alive


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 3481 notes

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 108839 notes

im not crying i just have “Billie and David confirmed for Doctor Who 50th anniversary” in my eye. 


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 7503 notes

is-this-just-phantasy:

am i on my dash or the misha collins tag


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 10743 notes

mistercoventry:

amiyourforever:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

Calm down hitler.

I’m gay and jewish I’m literally the furthest thing from Hitler


1 week ago on 14 May, 13 | 112261 notes

h0odrich:

magicconchshell:

how did 50 cent get shot 9 times 

with a gun i think


1 week ago on 12 May, 13 | 32879 notes

foodtrucker:

mothers that make facebook accounts for their newborns

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2 weeks ago on 8 May, 13 | 13353 notes

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan


2 weeks ago on 8 May, 13 | 22040 notes

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”


2 weeks ago on 7 May, 13 | 26395 notes

thisismyveritas:

Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”


2 weeks ago on 6 May, 13 | 60044 notes

high-blogging:

thatpunnyguy:

finefools:

justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin. 

Looks like this happened…
just in time

living up to your url


2 weeks ago on 5 May, 13 | 252601 notes

steffalopod:

justin bieber? ha, more like JUSTINE bieber. you see, the joke is that justin bieber does not fit the patriarchy’s narrow definition of masculinity, and is therefore a woman, which is a bad thing, because women are Bad


2 weeks ago on 5 May, 13 | 28060 notes