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kidnapmyheart-xo:

thousand-years-of-oppression:

fishfronds:

3ridan:

unfollower:

does the UK have people who are obsessed with the US and use our slang and stuff

no we dont

we make fun of you all the time instead

we think you’re all assholes. 99% of us are team canada.

TEAM CANADA FOR THE WIN.

avadakedavros:

one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a really fancy car pulled up next to him. he glanced across to have a casual look at it, and ended up inadvertently maintaining like 20 seconds worth of awkward eye contact with the queen of england.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

sassysignless:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

no i learnt it from oregon trail

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

roses-and-phantoms:

“it’s so big” whispered england as america revealed his national debt

marigolde:

m4ge:

Do you ever wonder if the queen of england has ever given a blow job

I do now.

danglingthpider:

Maybe Mitt Romney doesn’t like Britain cause we’re surrounded by the sea

Which is salty

So we’re technically protected by an outline of salt

Demons hate salt

jacknoir:

i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes you special or better than others get down here and ill fight u

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do schools in england teach their students to end sentences with “xx” or like what happened there

yerawizardchloe:

guswaters:

remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged

#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously

amelapond:

an american is asked the date. he says “it’s 12/12/12”. someone british prepares themselves to disagree, however, is stuck by surprise. “oh my god, it’s 12/12/12 for me too!” he realizes. they smile at each other. for one day the world is at peace. tomorrow, war will start again, but until then, everyone is happy.

msjewbooty:

i lost a few pounds. all my pounds actually. i am the poorest person in all of England

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

forensic-dragons:

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA

OH MY GOD

AMERICANS SAY FANNY

WHEN THEY MEAN BUTT

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PROBLEMS THIS COULD CAUSE IF THEY COME TO ENGLAND?

• god creating british men: let's just add a pinch of attracti- WHOA *spills the whole bag*
• god: 
• god: well