n-iallhorans:

actually feel like crying because the following people aren’t there tonight:

• jennifer lawrence
• mila kunis
• kirsten dunst
• elizabeth olsen
• carey
• jgl
• ryan g
• andrew
• jesse
• jesse
• andrew
• the cast of the social network

• somebody: nobody's perf-
• Jude Law: Hi
• Ben Barnes: Hello
• Matt Damon: What's up
• Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
• Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
• Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
• Ryan Gosling: Hey.
• Chris Evans: Hello there.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Hello.
• Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
• Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
• Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
• Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
• Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
• Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
• Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
• Johnny Depp: Hello.
• Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
• Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
• Gary Oldman: Welp.
• Alan Rickman: ...
• Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
• Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
• Andrew Scott: And honey you should see me in a crown.
• James McAvoy: Hey.
• Michael Fassbender: *shark laugh*
• David Tennant: I'm scottish.