boys-from-baker-street:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors 

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

I’d buy an lifetime pass.

Martin Freeman talks about his fall on ice 

• Benedict Cumberbatch: There's a song in that... *starts singing* Freeman fell out of his freeway.
• Martin Freeman: Are you on drugs?!
• Mark Gatiss: Here's my mantra, Martin. All actors who play Sherlock Holmes go mad.

Reblog If your Valentine is Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Martin Freeman, Tom Felton, Arthur Darvill, Andrew Scott, Rupert Graves, Rupert Grint, A fictional character, or some other celebrity who doesn’t know you exist 

bloggingthetrench:

queen-cry-baby:

robbiesheehan:

I just want Martin Freeman to run in front of a camera at the BAFTAs and shout “FUCK YOU, I ALREADY WON A BAFTA!” and then run away.

Unpopular opinion on british men 

• Me: I seriously can't get over the fact of how the UK keeps producing such fine male specimens.
• Normal person: I knoooow right?
• Me: Like, omg, Benedict Cumberbatch.
• Normal person: Who?
• Me: Like, omg, Tom Hiddleston.
• Normal person: Who the heck is that?
• Me: Like, omg, David Tennant
• Normal person: Wut?
• Me: Like, omg, James McAvoy.
• Normal person: That one sounds familiar.
• Me: Like, omg, Colin Firth.
• Normal person: Isn't that the guy from Bridget Jone's Diary?
• Me: And omg, John Simm and Matt Smith and Martin Freeman and Alan Rickman and Tom Hardy.
• Normal person: Idon'teven...
• Me: Rupert Graves and Colin Morgan and Hugh Laurie!
• Normal person: 
• Me: 
• Normal person: 
• Me: What? Who were you thinking of?
• Normal person: David Beckham.
• Me: 
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• Me: Gtfo.

• somebody: nobody's perf-
• Jude Law: Hi
• Ben Barnes: Hello
• Matt Damon: What's up
• Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
• Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
• Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
• Ryan Gosling: Hey.
• Chris Evans: Hello there.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Hello.
• Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
• Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
• Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
• Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
• Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
• Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
• Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
• Johnny Depp: Hello.
• Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
• Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
• Gary Oldman: Welp.
• Alan Rickman: ...
• Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
• Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
• Andrew Scott: And honey you should see me in a crown.
• James McAvoy: Hey.
• Michael Fassbender: *shark laugh*
• David Tennant: I'm scottish.