magicconchshell:

johnny depp is like 50 but i’d still hit

How Tim Burton Movies Come About... 

• tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
• producers: oh god not again
• tim burton: so we have some undead people
• tim burton: who are creepy and shit
• tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
• tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
• tim burton: what do you think?
• producers: fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.

drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

• My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

• Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
• Johnny Depp: Yes.

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

• Tim Burton: Johnny Depp

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johnny depp starring johnny depp featuring johnny depp directed by tim burton 

• Person: I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP
• Me: Oh, which of his movies have you seen?
• Person: Pirates of the Caribbean.
• Me: 
• Person: 
• Me: 
• Person: 
• Me: No.

• somebody: nobody's perf-
• Jude Law: Hi
• Ben Barnes: Hello
• Matt Damon: What's up
• Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
• Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
• Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
• Ryan Gosling: Hey.
• Chris Evans: Hello there.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Hello.
• Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
• Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
• Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
• Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
• Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
• Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
• Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
• Johnny Depp: Hello.
• Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
• Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
• Gary Oldman: Welp.
• Alan Rickman: ...
• Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
• Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
• Andrew Scott: And honey you should see me in a crown.
• James McAvoy: Hey.
• Michael Fassbender: *shark laugh*
• David Tennant: I'm scottish.