Story of my Life

Unpopular opinion on british men 

  • Me: I seriously can't get over the fact of how the UK keeps producing such fine male specimens.
  • Normal person: I knoooow right?
  • Me: Like, omg, Benedict Cumberbatch.
  • Normal person: Who?
  • Me: Like, omg, Tom Hiddleston.
  • Normal person: Who the heck is that?
  • Me: Like, omg, David Tennant
  • Normal person: Wut?
  • Me: Like, omg, James McAvoy.
  • Normal person: That one sounds familiar.
  • Me: Like, omg, Colin Firth.
  • Normal person: Isn't that the guy from Bridget Jone's Diary?
  • Me: And omg, John Simm and Matt Smith and Martin Freeman and Alan Rickman and Tom Hardy.
  • Normal person: Idon'teven...
  • Me: Rupert Graves and Colin Morgan and Hugh Laurie!
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  • Me: What? Who were you thinking of?
  • Normal person: David Beckham.
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  • Me: Gtfo.

1 year ago on 17 Feb, 12 | 9274 notes

  • somebody: nobody's perf-
  • Jude Law: Hi
  • Ben Barnes: Hello
  • Matt Damon: What's up
  • Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
  • Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
  • Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
  • Ryan Gosling: Hey.
  • Chris Evans: Hello there.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch: Hello.
  • Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
  • Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
  • Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
  • Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
  • Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
  • Rupert Grint: Oh, hey.
  • Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
  • Johnny Depp: Hello.
  • Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
  • Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
  • Gary Oldman: Welp.
  • Alan Rickman: ...
  • Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
  • Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
  • Andrew Scott: And honey you should see me in a crown.
  • James McAvoy: Hey.
  • Michael Fassbender: *shark laugh*
  • David Tennant: I'm scottish.

1 year ago on 11 Feb, 12 | 9179 notes