cumberlord:

have you ever just wanted to give someone a really big hug but you can’t because they don’t know you exist and they’re benedict cumberbatch

boys-from-baker-street:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors 

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

I’d buy an lifetime pass.

• everyone on tumblr: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
• everyone in britain: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
• dominic west: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
• benedict cumberbatch: i should have won the BAFTA
• BAFTA: fuck you

shrlock:

neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

#the power to hyperventilate every time benedict cumberbatch opens his mouth

Martin Freeman talks about his fall on ice 

• Benedict Cumberbatch: There's a song in that... *starts singing* Freeman fell out of his freeway.
• Martin Freeman: Are you on drugs?!
• Mark Gatiss: Here's my mantra, Martin. All actors who play Sherlock Holmes go mad.

• Me: Can you close the window ? It’s too cold
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: How long have you been in my house?

smokeporch:

• me: beeenedict cumberbatch
• me: beeeeeenedict cumberbatch
• me: why am i singin' 'bout
• me: beeeenedict
• me: cuuuuuumberbatch

whatiselle:

cumberbuttz:

Gary Oldman wins best actor and they hand him Benedict Cumberbatch.

anyone else wins, they hand him Gary Oldman.

sometimes i laugh at my tags

because they’re just like

‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’

shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’

somewhere in the crowd Benedict is sitting dressed as Sherlock and going “fangirls, you SEE but you do not OBSERVE” 

kimj0ngfun:

plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar

cumberbass:

• that moment when you are afraid to look at the computer
• and losing one Benedict’s appearance on television

• Me: Be my Valentine?
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: 
• Me: 
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Please get out of my house.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: And put some clothes on.

Reblog If your Valentine is Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Martin Freeman, Tom Felton, Arthur Darvill, Andrew Scott, Rupert Graves, Rupert Grint, A fictional character, or some other celebrity who doesn’t know you exist 

bloggingthetrench:

queen-cry-baby: