Story of my Life

vampirevvekend:

in the one direction concert crowd of life i am an uncomfortable dad 


4 weeks ago on 26 Apr, 13 | 3695 notes

believed:

one direction just needs to slow down for real lil bros need to pace themselves they’re running around shooting blanks and like half of them are borderline deranged and the little blond guy is about one more knee injury away from having to be taken out back and shot like old yeller

stop doing everything just go take a year-long nap or disappear into the wilderness or join a convent or something


1 month ago on 12 Apr, 13 | 9249 notes

via pizz4s, from drarna
tags:
#1d #random

rnedia:

one direction is kind of an ironic name for a collection of guys who look like they go both ways.


1 month ago on 30 Mar, 13 | 19772 notes

burgrs:

who cares if u like 1D if 1D makes u fukin happy its fukin ok if anyone bothers u because u like 1D i will somersault to their house and kick them in throat repeatedly


2 months ago on 23 Mar, 13 | 7919 notes

gayme:

gayme:

LOUIS SHAVED HIS HEAD

SORRY I MEANT LIAM THEY ALL WHITE 


2 months ago on 13 Mar, 13 | 34343 notes

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I was totally born in the wrong age …. Everyone today loves Justin Bieber, shopping at the mall and texting. Me? I love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable language or major form of communication. You say Nicki Minaj, I say banging two rocks together. You say One Direction? I scream unintelligible  throaty noises. Reblog if you feel the same…


2 months ago on 10 Mar, 13 | 33196 notes

malubami:

i cant watch videos of fans meeting one direction theres too much secondhand embarrassment


2 months ago on 6 Mar, 13 | 4281 notes

fuckingniall:

one direction assume all US fans are insane because they go to huge cities like LA and NYC like no go to minnesota or iowa and i promise you’ll have a relaxing day off 


3 months ago on 12 Feb, 13 | 3941 notes

  • Non-Kpop Fans: Can barely name all the members in One Direction
  • Kpop Fans: Can name all the members from at least 10 different groups, can identify them by voice, knows how old they are, knows each persons height in centimeters , and can identify what song was being promoted at that time by just looking at the hairstyles.

3 months ago on 29 Jan, 13 | 15047 notes

mruglykid:

year is 2042. “i was born in the wrong generation” a teenage girl sighs as she listens to 1d and cleans the lens on her vintage iphone 4s


4 months ago on 22 Jan, 13 | 57222 notes

via lilbfan, from upgraders
tags:
#1d #lgbt

swasdicka:

5 boys, only 1d. something is wrong here…


4 months ago on 13 Jan, 13 | 6150 notes

gayn:

nialljustfangirled:

ed sheeran is god and one direction is his choir of angels

#confirmed


4 months ago on 3 Jan, 13 | 7587 notes

via bloodydiadem, from vashappeninlove
tags:
#1d

vashappeninlove:

Sticks and stones make break your bones but One Direction will ruin your life


5 months ago on 27 Dec, 12 | 17807 notes

via dieobrien, from ratchetlarry
tags:
#1d #celebs #music

merryratchetlarry:

i want the boys to end off the concert by saying “you’re all fucking annoying”


5 months ago on 9 Dec, 12 | 2439 notes

via quidditchcaptain, from jemb
tags:
#christmas #music #1d

jemb:

all I want for christmas is to stop liking one direction


5 months ago on 3 Dec, 12 | 5294 notes