Story of my Life

effyztonem:

my new years resolution is to become british


5 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 8576 notes

  • Dad: How's your chinchilla?
  • Me: It's chinchillin'
  • Dad: 
  • Me: 
  • Dad: 
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  • Me: 
  • Dad: Get out

5 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 49831 notes

reblog if you have a big penis but you dont let that define you


6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 19486 notes

Musicals: Quick Versions 

  • Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
  • The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
  • Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
  • West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
  • Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
  • Rent: AIDS sucks.
  • Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.

6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 45194 notes

via odair, from luk3y
tags:
#random #life

6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 50342 notes

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY


I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 


6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 260888 notes

drowning-in-humans:

Friendly reminder that during the scene in “All Hell Breaks Loose Part One” when Sam dies Jensen had to leave the set for a moment because he got too emotional and Jared had to go calm him down


6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 8362 notes

via idiotshitbaby, from fatherkush
tags:
#music #life

teamalex:

♫ i believe in a thing called love 

♫ akjerakljerak rhythm of the heart 


6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 214 notes

vvierd:

in class today we had to draw a symbol that represents love for us
most people drew love hearts, a few people drew flowers and some drew smiles.

me? well

image


6 days ago on 13 Jun, 13 | 37576 notes

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

cisbloodscum:

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened


1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 143225 notes

Am I the only one who thinks that Tumblr is slowly turning into Facebook..? 

  • Facebook: "Like this photo if you want to hit the person who did this to this poor child, 1 like equals 1 punch."
  • Tumblr: "If 10,000 people reblog this, I won't kill myself."
  •  Sounding familiar? It's emotional blackmail, and a load of bullshit, stop trying to turn Tumblr into Facebook, and stop looking for attention, and get some help. That might sound cruel, but in the end, would you really kill yourself because you didn't get 10,000 reblogs on a post? If you really wanted to die, you would do it, maybe saying goodbye to a couple of people, if any, you wouldn't announce it to everyone, you wouldn't try to broadcast that you're going to kill yourself to a nation of people. Suicide is a real issue, so quit joking about it and talking about doing it, like you would talk about your weekend.

1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 25205 notes

via hepburnaudreys, from larmoyante
tags:
#life #fav

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"

— Ernest Hemingway (via setbabiesonfire)

1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 16287 notes

rapewhistled:

guys leonardo dicaprio just came into my house lol weird and he told me to tell u guys to shut the fuck up with that lame oscar joke haha so random


1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 1786 notes

findingschmomo:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks


1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 39667 notes

  • Friend: How can you tell what season that clips from?
  • Me: The hair.

1 week ago on 9 Jun, 13 | 45077 notes