sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
the jokes people start on here are funny but then loads of other people try to capitalize on it and try to make spin offs for notes and that’s how this website rapes and murders every joke it gets its hands on
Book!Cat:Ned, you must go to Kings Landing to help Robert and find out what happened to Jon Arryn!
HBO!Cat:Ned, stay here with me!
Book!Cat:<during the King in the North scene> Robb, let's trade for the girls and sue for peace. You can't bring your father back.
HBO!Cat:<during the same scene> ::silent::
Book!Cat:Look, Robb, I know you don't want to negotiate with the Lannisters but you have to give them something. Okay, those terms aren't exactly what I was thinking but you're the King.
HBO!Cat:::strangely missing from the negotiation table::
Book!Cat:I don't care what you say, Robb, I'm not going home I'm staying right here by any means necessary. Also if you're going to negotiate with Balon Greyjoy you shouldn't give up our only hostage.
HBO!Cat:You can't trust Balon! I want to go home!
Book!Cat:Trying to forge an alliance with Renly Baratheon could be a good idea.
HBO!Cat:Okay, Robb, I'll go negotiate with Renly, but I really want to go home.
Book!Cat:<<discusses strategy and tactics with Renly>>
HBO!Cat:<<gets dismissed to her tent by Renly>>
Book!Cat:Releases Jaime after hearing about Rickon and Bran's "deaths", hoping to get back Sansa, who besides being her beloved daughter, is also a useful political piece (as Tywin *and* Robb would later note) and at that moment Robb's heir
HBO!Cat:Releases Jaime because all her children are held captive and she wants them back
Book!Robb:Forgives his mother because he has also done something "dishonorable"
HBO!Robb:LOL HOUSE ARREST
The worse part is that it's not even all there is.
Book!Cat:Defends herself during the attack on the way to the Vale and slits a man's throat.
HBO!Cat:Cowers in a corner with her eyes closed.
Book!Cat:Convinces Ser Robar Royce to defend Brienne, knocks out Ser Emmon Cuy with an iron brazier and sneaks out of Renly's camp with Brienne in stride.
HBO!Cat:Shows less initiative than Brienne (the girl who just witnessed the death of the man she loved).
Book!Cat:Accepts the full responsibility of her actions (releasing Jaime) and tells everyone she will willingly be punished for it.
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
me playing a video game:HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES” REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE” REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS” REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED” REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE” REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
do you ever feel like you like someone a lotmore than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
I swear the UK’s like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone else in the class loves each other and they all play with each other at break time and the UK just sits in the corner all on their own, and sometimes Ireland comes and sits with them but usually not