February 2012
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baraboobies: if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
Feb 27th
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hyliam: dear my followers dont feel bad i didnt follow back i never check anyones blogs so it’s not that you suck it’s just that im lazy
Feb 27th
296 notes
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spate: i ship u and my follow button
Feb 27th
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kiwi-hobbit: i see you ridin’ round town with the ship i hate and i’m like I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
Feb 27th
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Feb 27th
183,234 notes
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drarrysexual: because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
Feb 27th
56,326 notes
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shapeshiftandtrick: it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something example watch through intro pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the bulk of it pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the end tumblr
Feb 27th
10,067 notes
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate: did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Feb 27th
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Me: Well, sleep is for suckers anyways, right?
Fanfiction: Yep.
Tumblr: Definitely.
Photoshop: So how about that edit, eh?
Youtube: Oh, look, another video of the couple that makes you sob.
Mapcrunch: You still need to find the airport.
School: What.
Feb 27th
173 notes
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commanderinqueef: psychological fact: all white girls were interested in this because it said psychological fact
Feb 27th
418 notes
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dracomalfoi: am I in a tumblr ‘friend group’ ?
Feb 27th
78 notes
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Grandchild: GRANDMA! GRANDMA! TEASER NUMBER 41289571802 IS RELEASED!!!1!1
Me: Oh, really? That's good. Is it Kai dancing again?
Grandchild:
Me:
Grandchild:
Me:
Grandchild:
Me:
Grandchild: They're thinking about changing their name to Kai and his bitches.
Feb 27th
783 notes
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
Feb 27th
21,673 notes
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Oh I see how it is Bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when I do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
Feb 27th
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Me: All this time we were waiting for each other
Tom Felton:
Me: All this time I was waiting for you
Tom Felton:
Me: We got all these words can't waste them on another
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BACKSEAT?
Feb 27th
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lumosthedark: BUT HARRY POTTER
Feb 27th
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thehalfbloodgranger: It’s not like the Harry Potter series impacted the lives of two or three generations. They don’t deserve any awards, nah.
Feb 27th
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somewhere in the crowd Benedict is sitting dressed...
Feb 27th
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mareluna3001: come on think of all the make up used in ten years of harry potter
Feb 27th
293 notes
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agentparker: forrest gump titanic twilight
Feb 27th
178 notes