March 2012
1 tag
Someone from another country: Welcome to my country!
Tumblr user: where's the airport
2 tags
hepatitis:
for lent i’m just giving up
1 tag
tsundereking:
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
6 tags
chroniclesofpanem:
she wears short skirts i wear t shirts she’s cheer captain and i
spend all my spare time blogging about my favorite book series and silently cursing attractive celebrities
February 2012
2 tags
sailortits:
“hey listen to this song!!!”
“okay!”
doesn’t listen but remains silent on chat for a couple minutes
“wow this is really good i like it!”
2 tags
4 tags
onequibbler:
why cant I live in the UK where there is good television and the birthplace of so many attractive people
2 tags
monicagellers:
i rarely ever keep the keyboard smash from my first try because sometimes it looks too intense and other times it looks like an actual word and sometimes it doesn’t really reflect my true feelings i mean keyboard smashing is actually a craft that i take very seriously
3 tags
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
1 tag
burtkas:
i wonder if there’s someone who wants me to follow them really bad
5 tags
Ingredients to a Josh Hutcherson Interview
peetatoast:
I am from Kentucky
I am just like Peeta
Cave scene
Jennifer Lawrence is great
I love the outdoors
Cave scene
I am from Kentucky
4 tags
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
1 tag
When I hear a secret about someone I don't like →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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annawintour:
rihanna should become a sassy text blogger
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Panic! At the Disco - A Really Long Title To Grab Your Attention That Probably Has Nothing To Do With The Song
2 tags
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
3 tags
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Why are there so many songs about love and relationships its like that is not the only emotion or feeling their is to write about. Instead of writing about a one night stand write about that night you were up all night with diarrhea.
3 tags
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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Job Interview
Manager: So, do you have any special talents?
Me:
Manager:
Me:
Manager:
Me: I have good taste in music...
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2 notes on a post.
lordmalfoy:
1-your tumblr friend who likes everything and likes things just to make you feel better.
2- you posted this.
3 tags
sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
3 tags
dassgron:
despite everything, the distances between us, the amount of times we’ve had a conversation whether it’s about personal things or about fandoms, or how close we are, i care about each and every one of you on here and i mean that. so if you ever feel the need to talk to me or vent or whatever, please message me, because i am always here for you.
7 tags
How the world says* 'Harry Potter'...
harrypotterjokes:
UK: Hawwy Pottar
USA: Harrry Potterrrrr
Canada: Hehrry Pootter
India: Hari Puhtar
Middle East: Husny Potah
Lithuania: Haris Poteris
African/America: Harry Latifah Putifah Tyrell Jackson
Russia: Stolytchnia Potar
Latvia: Harijs Poters
France: Ha-ree Pottay
Germany: Herr Potter
Ireland: Hurry Potato
New Zealand: Herry Putter
Australia: Hazza Poofter
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bloodydifficult:
I’m actually so desperate now that I’ve taken to looking to the skies for any signs of airplanes leaving a trail.
2 tags
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18
2 tags
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
3 tags
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
2 tags
yall2:
saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
2 tags
Anonymous asked: worst physical pain you've ever...
muggleland:
Mockingjay.
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pregnat:
is embarrassing yourself considered a talent
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Imagine if the cast of THG looked at the fandom...
Alexander: Apparently I don't know how to use vowels. LIV IT UP GUIS
Jackie: *smiles slyly*
Isabelle: They make me look just about as evil as a four-leaved clover.
Jack: These bitches be marvelous.
Wes: Wow...they really do love the beard. ME BEARDSTA
Liam: And none for Gale Hawthorne, bye
Josh: They always forget about my LEG! But they be lovin' ma buns. Get at me, Jen?
Jen: I truly am as radiant as the sun - JOSH! I DO NOT VOLUNTEER!
Woody: Shrugs. *takes sip of Jack Daniels*
Elizabeth: People love my capitol fashion! My popularity just goes up, up, up !
Rue: These people are bee-youtiful.
Donald: I really should send this fandom a bunch of white roses for the occasion
Willow: Lol bye madge I'm responsible for the mockingjay pin now
Future Buttercup: Meow.
All together: What a lovely tribute to us.
5 tags
tirpse:
I will give you a Carson Phillips.
I will let you fall in love with Carson Phillips.
And then, one night, I will kill him with a bolt of lightning.
3 tags
The Doctor Who theme has no words. Reblog if you...
laughingstation:
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All Time Low fans: Alex Gaskarth is a lyrical genius
Alex Gaskarth: Figure it out boy, you trippin'
All Time Low fans: Such beauty that spills from his pen
Alex Gaskarth: too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much
All Time Low fans: I'm crying he's such a lovely artist.
Alex Gaskarth: That girl, that girl she's such a bitch I tell myself I can handle it.
All Time Low fans: He's done it again, that beautiful soul.
3 tags
Me: Currently hitchhiking in France, trying to locate the airport.
People on Facebook: You're in France?! When did you even leave?
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post photo: loose followers
post gif: loose followers
post text post: loose followers
don't update: loose followers
breath: loose followers
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wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
2 tags
Mum: What did you do today?
Me: I helped kill MapCrunch
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the difference between me and quality people
when i say hi
me: hi everyone have a nice day
my followers:
quality people: hi
their followers: omg hi can i be your friend you are perfect omg im freaking out you are online love me plz xoxoxox
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friend: omg i love that movie!
me: REALLY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ACTORS NAMES WHAT ABOUT THE DIRECTOR DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCORE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING YOU 'LOVE' A MOVIE GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THESE THINGS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE IMDB PAGE
friend: what
me: what
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The Harry Potter books according to me:
incendiothenight:
Harry Potter and the Year I Fell In Love With James and Lily.
Harry Potter and the Year I Still Loved James and Lily.
Harry Potter and the Year I Loved James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius And Also Wanted To Throw Peter Under A Bus.
Harry Potter and the Year I Still Loved James and Lily.
Harry Potter and the Year I Shipped James and Lily Like Never Before.
Harry Potter and the...
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me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
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finding the exact answers to your homework on...
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anondracomalfoy:
I wonder how many of you are actually the 65 year old pedophiles my parents warned me live on the Internet.
1 tag
sirblack:
do you ever just hate a fictional character so much that it makes you ANGRY whenever someone else likes that person
3 tags
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
1 tag
hyliam:
dear my followers
dont feel bad i didnt follow back
i never check anyones blogs
so it’s not that you suck
it’s just that im lazy
2 tags
spate:
i ship u and my follow button
4 tags
kiwi-hobbit:
i see you ridin’ round town
with the ship i hate
and i’m like
I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
