imagine if there was one person who went to your blog every day and just went through the pages and laughed at all of your posts (even the uncreative and unsuccesful tries of making a text post) and just laughed and thought you were cute and adorable and funny and had an amazing music taste
Mom:HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
i hate it when people who have english as their first language make fun of people who don’t speak english properly. seriously, it’s not like everyone should have a perfect english (or even speak english at all). at least they’re trying to speak a second language while you’re sitting there making fun of them when the only language you can speak is english
Ways in which tumblr could improve their site that would actually benefit the users:
a proper tag memory system that doesn’t just bring up once-off tags you used two years ago
no tag character limit
more options for photosets (alternatively, incorporate the free-form photoset script into the main site)
Change the customise blog system so that you can access it via clicking on your sideblogs, not having to go through the settings/preference page
BUY MISSING E. Or at least take the popularity of missing e and try to integrate some of its advantages into the main tumblr interface i.e. timestamping, reply replies, safe dash etc
Update the blocking feature to actually block people, including not letting them follow/reply to your own blog
enable you to search and edit by tag in the mass-post editor
change the url of the inbox so that you can browse through it with ease, so that the second and consecutive inbox pages are numbered tumblr.com/inbox/page/2 instead of the current tumblr.com/inbox/after/random number (much as the likes page is)
Incoporate a blacklist/whitelist system. A major flaw of the dashboard design is that without extra scripts or unfollowing, there is no way to choose what posts you see or don’t
Properly advertise to users in-built features such as the ability to search through a tag chronologically or by date, theme recovery, and the tumblr.com/photos option
Expand the language options
Bring back a simple tumblr stats page (how old your tumblr is, number of posts, most popular posts by notes, etc)
bring back to option to use the old customise theme page
a customise dashboard option - the majority of time people spend on tumblr is on the dashboard, why can we not change simple things like background/colour/layout when individual blogs are fully customisable?
treat asks as normal posts, with draft/queue options avaliable without having to hold alt on the “publish” button
i dont even understand how chocolate frogs would be enjoyable in the harry potter world like for all intents and purposes it acts like a real frog so youd have to clamp it tightly in your hands and then bite its head off and wait for the body to stop convulsing the whole thing sounds awful and what the fuck happens when it starts to melt does it still try to jump and leave increasingly large portions of its body behind, smeared on walls and tables and dying
“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.
You wouldn’t last ten minutes in space. Do you want to know why? It’s because you’re wearing sweatpants and an old t-shirt. It’s pretty much freezing up there. You’d be way too cold.
If your boyfriend says that he thinks you look good in sweatpants and a t-shirt, that’s a very clear sign that it’s time to end the relationship. He doesn’t have your best interest in mind. He want’s to keep you on the ground and you’ll never fulfill your dream of becoming an astronaut.Like I said, you would just be much too cold wearing that stuff in space.
He is also lying if he says that you look good in sweatpants because nobody does. Now you’re dating a liar who doesn’t want you to become the first community college drop out in space and you look like shit.
“give your daughters difficult names. give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. my name makes you want to tell me the truth. my name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right.”—warsan shire. (via warsanshire)