May 2013
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uraiah:
public display of affection more like reminder that I’m alone haha fuck you
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“The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.”
– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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plot twist: a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor
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peach-hero:
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
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everklark:
if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate
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mom: are you awake
me: bitch i might be
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myeyesarehazel:
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
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edating:
(◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)
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r-e-v-i-v-a-l:
on a scale of 1-10 you are a no
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meladoodle:
excuse me.. i know we’ve kidnapped you.. but it’s about time you started paying rent.
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beyoncebeytwice:
im kind of concerned im at my happiest when im alone in my room on the internet but hey what can you do
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thedukeoflions:
IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
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sideshowknob:
i hate when guys are like “i can see ur bra” im like dude if it wasnt for your gender i wouldnt even have to wear one dont make me c ut you
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sfux:
if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting
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dampsandwich:
it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors
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goldenclitoris:
hello. is your freezer running? shit. i mean, is your freezer refrigerator? running freezer. bye
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earthnation:
*virtually rolls my eyes*
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meladoodle:
i only watch porn for the amazing plot, character development and storylines
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pizzaenthusiast:
no curves????????? no. not real woman. fake woman. chocolate woman. not real woman.
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karkats-vantasies:
gildings:
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
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trilled:
*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
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tatehorror:
I am attracted to everyone but nobody’s attracted to me
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evolutional:
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
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snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
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dampsandwich:
i finally found the root of all my problems. i was born
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dampsandwich:
hnasty:
dampsandwich:
lol weird, theres like 80 million blogs and like .05% of the them are following me
That’s 4 million. I don’t think you should be complaining…………
yo why is there a math teacher on tumblr
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whorville:
Four score and seven years ago I fucked yo bitch
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ludacrisp:
i feel uncomfortable and out of place in 98% of all situations
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egberts:
warhammer-of-cillyhoo:
egberts:
egberts:
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
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ghostfishkrillah:
an opinion a day keeps the followers away
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scraggay:
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
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coolscar:
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
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hokeyfright:
http://1000000000000000000000.tumblr.com/
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urinatings:
why are we called humor bloggers?? we aren’t funny
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internetexplorers:
“lvoe” isn’t a typo, it’s an actual feeling
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msjewbooty:
[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
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roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
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i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
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boosprite:
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at...
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ripstudwell:
if u can read this u can read
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punchgod:
hips that lie </3
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thoracs:
killerqueenglados:
daughter-of-glados:
killerqueenglados:
thoracs:
so if you’re watching toy story 3 in spanish does buzz speak english?
Actually no
What does he speak then? Korean?
He continues to speak Spanish.
well then the spanish speaking audience missed out on quite a joke
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julieidc:
Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone
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irishd:
idk what to talk about first harry pushing down his pants or zayn staring and grabbing his dick
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wurnbo:
is it rude to shoot yourself in the face when someones talking
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indianchiefkeef:
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
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scraggay:
ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
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trelyon:
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
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masssy:
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
