Story of my Life

r-e-v-i-v-a-l:

on a scale of 1-10 you are a no


34 minutes ago on 24 May, 13 | 5495 notes

via donnacabonna, from meladoodle
tags:
#random

meladoodle:

excuse me.. i know we’ve kidnapped you.. but it’s about time you started paying rent.


1 hour ago on 24 May, 13 | 11396 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

im kind of concerned im at my happiest when im alone in my room on the internet but hey what can you do


4 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 28948 notes

thedukeoflions:

IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK


5 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 37442 notes

via yall, from dredericktatum
tags:
#boys #life

sideshowknob:

i hate when guys are like “i can see ur bra” im like dude if it wasnt for your gender i wouldnt even have to wear one dont make me c ut you


6 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 767 notes

via edating, from sfux
tags:
#life #fav

sfux:

if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting


7 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 73509 notes

via a-spider, from dampsandwich
tags:
#tv #random

dampsandwich:

it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors


8 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 11057 notes

goldenclitoris:

hello. is your freezer running? shit. i mean, is your freezer refrigerator? running freezer. bye


9 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 1884 notes

via martlna, from earthnation
tags:
#life #internet

earthnation:

*virtually rolls my eyes*


10 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 5640 notes

via dogesexual, from meladoodle
tags:
#random

meladoodle:

i only watch porn for the amazing plot, character development and storylines


12 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 6990 notes

pizzaenthusiast:

no curves????????? no. not real woman. fake woman. chocolate woman. not real woman.


13 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 3731 notes

via yummyporn, from gildings
tags:
#grammar #boys #random #fav

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar


14 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 65976 notes

via yrodyknuh, from trilled
tags:
#life #relationships

trilled:

*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*


15 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 27176 notes

via h-u-m-o-u-r, from tatehorror
tags:
#life

tatehorror:

I am attracted to everyone but nobody’s attracted to me


16 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 1243 notes

via perempt, from evolutional
tags:
#life #fav

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 


17 hours ago on 23 May, 13 | 90936 notes