Story of my Life

via how-ood, from kittyfeast
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  • tumblr app: crashes

8 minutes ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 777 notes

fatherjameshoward:

everything i say feat. omg


1 hour ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 4547 notes

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ratherdielaughing:

watching the person you want to follow you reblog a post from someone who reblogged it from you


2 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 7164 notes

fuckzach:

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone


3 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 72004 notes

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 


4 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 36844 notes

  • friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
  • me: fictional, mostly.

5 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 4148 notes

adachis:

hawkeye more like hot guy


7 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 1843 notes

via oh-nargles, from katara
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katara:

my only weakness is my body image so once im hot i will be invincible 


8 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 1525 notes

  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

9 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 50994 notes

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#life #fav

pakiha:

someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out


10 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 26997 notes

ofabeautifulnight:

do you ever just want to stand up in the middle of class and scream SHUT UP YOU’RE ALL STUPID


11 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 4439 notes

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop


12 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 15618 notes

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog


13 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 15841 notes

Benefits of going to Hogwarts instead of regular school: 

hellodraco:

  • Potions instead of math.
  • Coming down every morning to eat breakfast in the Great Hall.
  • Your homework is actually fun. Can you imagine studying Cheering Charms and mermaids instead of the French Revolution and the Cold War?
  • When you’re bored and don’t know what to do, you have a common room to go to.
  • The library is incredible.
  • Playing/watching Quidditch when it’s nice out.
  • Actual school spirit. Seriously, doesn’t anybody have that anymore?
  • Being able to curse people you dislike. Take a minute to think about how convenient that would be.
  • Visits to Hogsmeade. Butterbeer, anyone?
  • Nothing’s black and white-there’s always so much more to learn.
  • Their parties would be the best.
  • Holidays at Hogwarts: Halloween is 10x more exciting when there are actual ghosts roaming the castle.
  • When you’re lonely, knowing you have friends in your house no matter what.


15 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 1306 notes

  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

16 hours ago on 2 Jun, 12 | 36640 notes